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A Funny Story

Postby Jessica » 2011-12-20 3:33


Last night I got a call from a subscriber who was upset that during a short period in the spring and fall there are issues with services.

Caller: Every spring and fall this happens! The picture looks bad and the sound is funny and I don't like it!

Me: As strange as it sounds it's actually due to the way the earth is positioned in relation to our satellites and the Sun. During the fall and spring our dishes are pointed almost directly in the direction of the Sun. Solar radiation interferes with the satellite signals causing some distortion.

Caller: Well can you fix it?

Me: ...No?

Caller: You can't just move the satellites!?

Me: No, they have assigned and fixed locations in orbit.

Caller: Well who put them there!?

Me: NASA?

Caller: Well call them and tell them to move the satellites!

Me: I'll get right on that, ma'am.
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Re: A Funny Story

Postby Anne » 2011-12-20 21:24

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Funny Story

Postby lightning » 2011-12-21 0:46

haha... i almost laughed my teeth out...
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Re: A Funny Story

Postby Sarah » 2012-01-17 4:59

:mrgreen: :lol:
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Re: A Funny Story

Postby jorgea » 2012-10-11 14:13

The arrogance of some people is astonishing.
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Re: A Funny Story

Postby aleena » 2013-09-20 5:13

really funny, thanks for sharing :):)
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Re: A Funny Story

Postby jamaloti » 2013-12-12 11:27

:mrgreen: :D That's funny!!!
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Re: A Funny Story

Postby Kathrine321 » 2013-12-16 2:47

:lol: :lol:
nice pose jessica I really like your post. laugh is have a great value for all people.
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Re: A Funny Story

Postby Jhumkagirare » 2014-06-06 8:11

very funny :lol: :) :lol:
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Re: A Funny Story

Postby thaversantosh » 2014-07-10 6:09

Really story is very funny . Actually most of the people are not satisfied with the service . they have no any option to continue with that service . Because they want to show there anger , so that they come to the customer support and fighting with them .
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